stursa 

Body type Awesome

Stursa’s have awesome bodies

stursa by Sturz December 6, 2023

starsage 

A lucrative run of the mill sausage patty in the shape of a star.

Herbert: "Hey Craig, what is that you are eating?"
Craig: "Oh, this? Its a starsage."
Herbert: "Sweet."

starsage by N.A. Zaidman January 4, 2008

med-sturbation 

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

Sturdability 

The estimated ability of the sturdiness of an object.

First used by Chris Boutin when putting back together a table that was trampled by a biggen.

"Well it looks like it has a lot of sturdability"-in reference to a table being held up with an end table and disc binders.

Sturdability by Chris Boutin December 24, 2008

Sturmabteilung 

NSDAP's paramilitary, famous for a big amout of gays in its high command.

Hans: Mein herr,it's great to serve in sturmabteilung, but this line is straighter than my sexuality if you know what I mean...
Ernst Rohm: You're promoted!

Sturmabteilung by HorstCaramel January 3, 2022

e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.

1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!

e-sturbation by Mark H August 25, 2004

Cry-sturbation 

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.

Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

Cry-sturbation by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011