Petrude

A person you meet in a dark alley or otherwise known as Phil Lester

Person 1: Oh, who's that?
Person 2: That's Petrude
Person 3: No, that's Phil...
Person 2: No, it's Petrude

Petrude by MarkitheMeme July 8, 2016

petrudeness 

The state of being fat; fatness.

1) Look at that woman with her petrudeness.
2) Her petrudeness cause the ground to shake as she walked.

petrudeness by R McL February 29, 2008

putrideous 

contraction of putrid and hideous.
an ugly smelly disgusting person.
A word created by Kia Salehi and Simon Wilkins.

you are putrideous

putrideous by elektro March 5, 2004

PETRÚDE 

The southern way of saying penis

jerry got a small ass petrúde

PETRÚDE by victoriabella2345 November 2, 2017

Petrúde 

The country way of saying penis

Yerry has a small petrúde

Petrúde by Becca12234 November 5, 2017

Patrude 

to confidently or boldly stomp into a setting.

She patruded into the silent church.

Patrude by violentowl496 July 24, 2023