defeist 

A verb meaning to not be so feisty. Or meaning to calm down.

Person: Oh my god! I'm gonna kill her! Why would she say that?
Matt: Defeist!

defeist by anonymousMSR April 25, 2010

defestroy 

thats what the editors at urban dictionary do when they destroy my hopes and dreams for my future when they defecate all over my submitted definitions

me: i hope the editors of urban dictionary dont defestroy my hopes and dreams by denying my submitted definitions.

5th grader : maybe they should volunteer to pay a few editors from Mensa International

defestroy by Jennni March 7, 2018

Defestivize 

The act of taking down decorations after a party/holiday/celebration and returning to the normal decor.

It's time to defestivize the house now that the holidays are over.

Defestivize by FIDDLESTIXES January 1, 2011

defenstrate 

To throw something or somebody out of a window

During the fight, the hero defenstrated the villan from the second floor.

defenstrate by Jake Vincents November 20, 2003

defenistrate 

To throw something out a window.

I defenistrated my TV when they canceled the Sapranos

defenistrate by neoliminal August 4, 2007

DeFester 

a person who reads into an event, action and implies things that only exist in certain dimensions of altered states of reality.

a conspiracy theorist who believes certain aging, balding, moustached pro wrestlers are relevant to all things in modern society

a suspected homosexual who speaks of wearing sweet interview pants that show off his package yet is generally heterosexual

a person who would have sexual relations with Hulk Hogan

This DeFester at the bar was telling me how because a fan in the crowd at WWE RAW was wearing a yellow shirt that meant Hulk Hogan was restarting WCW.

I was shopping at the mall when this total DeFester walked by with a weight belt around his waist. Seriously my eyebrows were about to be cinged off when his hot wife came up.

DeFester by Dan-ster November 2, 2006

Autoerotic Defestration 

The act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to masturbate during the fall to earth ...

I'm so bored with my sex life, I'm considering autoerotic defestration ...

Autoerotic Defestration by Gridwalker April 21, 2009