3 definitions by Gridwalker

Top Definition
Similar to brownie points, except instead of simply gaining favour with a person, you gain an increased chance of being granted permission to have anal sex with that person.

This term is derived from an ancient Spartan courting tradition, where women were not allowed to marry a man until he had completed his military training, however the women had to remain virgins until married.

In order to secure the continued attention of a suitable spouse, it was extremely common for Spartan women to please their prospective partner with anal intercourse.
Look at you, you're dressed to kill ... hoping to cash in your Spartan points tonight?
by Gridwalker August 06, 2008
The act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to masturbate during the fall to earth ...
I'm so bored with my sex life, I'm considering autoerotic defestration ...
by Gridwalker April 21, 2009
A bunch of slavedriving jerks who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes ...
Have you met the new management? What a Setanta ...
by Gridwalker May 28, 2008

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