The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place
i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.
by jkbomb91 March 30, 2015
Get the goosemug. 
Haughey made fast for the crest of the stairwell through fear of one of the boys gooseing his exposed arsehole.
by ricky diamond February 2, 2017
Get the Gooseingmug. by lolwoman July 4, 2007
Get the goosed itmug. Look at those guys goosing it, they are slapping Brad's penis. That looks fun. I want to goose it.
One time I was goosing it, and I got expelled from Chadwick for sexual harrassment.
One time I was goosing it, and I got expelled from Chadwick for sexual harrassment.
by Brian and John July 24, 2008
Get the goosing itmug. When you insert your thumb and pinky into the vagina and pat/rub the clit with your three remaining fingers.
by Ruby Wan-Kanoobie December 24, 2007
Get the The Goosemug. a goose is the pinnacle form of the shocker. it involves the man touching the tips of the fingers of one hand together into a point. he then inserts this into the female's vagina or anus. it culminates in a high degree of female satisfaction, often resulting in orgasm.
He says to friends, "im going to use the goose on her tonight"
later, in bed, she exclaims after climax, "you goosed me didn't you? that was the best!"
later, in bed, she exclaims after climax, "you goosed me didn't you? that was the best!"
by the_legendy_gaggle November 20, 2010
Get the the goosemug.