To ecroyd; verb. To excrete tears during the process of masturbation. Often associated with the Emo lifestyle.
Originates from the native New Zealand term Ecrooding, the indigenous Mauri ritual of killing someone while simultaneously giving them sexual pleasure.
Little otto is upset that nobody likes him so he ecroyds, using his tears as lubrication.
financial strategy where corporation revives a bankrupt or failing company and makes it part of their asset with or without merging. Name combined between Economy and Necromancy.
Microsoft revives Cyxtera Technologies for server and network moderation against Chinese cyberattack.
"What kind Ecronomacy is that?"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.