A friend who likes you or looks up to you a little too much. A friend who follows you around like a little sibling, to the point that their adoration is a little bit uncomfortable.
Alternatively, a person who generally relates to others in an admiring or adoring way.
"Dude, I can't seem to get away from Lee." "That's because he's your wopple."
informal. a person who is notably stupid or lacks good judgement. flexible in it's use in that it can be used politely for minor stupidity events, as in children or loved ones, or more strongly as a substitute for cunt, for full fledged retardation.
you're such a wopple head, you should run headfirst into a wall.
look at this wopple head, doesn't even know how to drive his vehicle.
or in the case of a loved one: I'm not a wopple head, you're a wopple head.
"this? its alcohol brewing into a hot, homemade apple cider with dehydrated apples... I like to say "chicka-chang-wopple" in a high voice when its done... Then i just go back to bitching about life again and have a smoke."