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A friend who likes you or looks up to you a little too much. A friend who follows you around like a little sibling, to the point that their adoration is a little bit uncomfortable.

Alternatively, a person who generally relates to others in an admiring or adoring way.
"Dude, I can't seem to get away from Lee." "That's because he's your wopple."

"Ulrike is so cool, I'm totally her wopple now."

"I like Quinn but she's kind of a wopple."
wopple by tvbd January 13, 2023

Wopple Head 

informal. a person who is notably stupid or lacks good judgement. flexible in it's use in that it can be used politely for minor stupidity events, as in children or loved ones, or more strongly as a substitute for cunt, for full fledged retardation.
you're such a wopple head, you should run headfirst into a wall.

look at this wopple head, doesn't even know how to drive his vehicle.

or in the case of a loved one: I'm not a wopple head, you're a wopple head.
Wopple Head by 571lama January 18, 2018

wopple flopper 

The party trick were a woman oils up her breasts and proceeds to lay on the floor and use them to propel herself. Commonly used in ritual sacrifice.
Holy cow!, can you believe that Bethany did the wopple flopper!!??

Snopple Wopple 

"Damn subscribe to snopple wopple"
"What One"
"The one with the tomato pfp"
Snopple Wopple by Snopple Wopple October 14, 2020

Chicka-Chang-Wopple 

A term used to describe the alcohol brewing into a hot, homemade apple cider with dehydrated apples.
"what the hell is that?!"

"this? its alcohol brewing into a hot, homemade apple cider with dehydrated apples... I like to say "chicka-chang-wopple" in a high voice when its done... Then i just go back to bitching about life again and have a smoke."
Chicka-Chang-Wopple by R. Ryes November 1, 2009