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When someone literally fucking destroys you. But first they extreme slap you across the face, mail you some flowers at the hospital your at, then on August 2, ALWAYS at 9:34pm they will appear at your bedside and they next morning you will be gone and your name erased from history, you family members don't even realize your gone because the sheer power of getting Mawclaw is just too much for the human mind it actually erases the braincells of everyone who knew you. It is so powerful only 1 Mawclaw can be used every 10 years or else they earths core will expand to the point of breaking through the earths crust, destroying us all
guy 1: DOOD i ownd your teem at CTF!! NOOB-tubes= DA PRO...
guy 2: thats it bitch your fucking Mawclaw'd
Mawclaw by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010
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It's the law you apply when dealing with macs.
He's a mac. You need to follow the maclaw to get his attention.
maclaw by GeneDUAN August 17, 2022
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a marclaw is a creature that lives in the woods of scotland and likes to live in tents, he lives on things he finds such as used condoms and bricks. he looks a wee bit like machael jackson and he also attracts small children to his tent.
look at that marclaw i wonder if hes ate any bricks today.
marclaw by lazzzy August 16, 2010
n. the appearance of crossing the index and middle finger together separated with the pinky crossed with the ring finger together which summons the forcel of Phammo. The index and pinky is crossed underneath pointing towards the center where the forcel is summoned. The index and pinky become firm from the forcel pushing out against the middle and ring finger. All the fingers begin to tremble from the forcel. The forcel then acquires maximum force and breaks the fingers apart, at which point the Mewclaw is unleashed with great forcel.
Phammo used the Mewclaw when he killed the wenches.
Mewclaw by ZeroblastR May 14, 2004

mawflawx 

a large group of people doing something simultaneously ;
a large group of people trying to prevent something
Why were you in that mawflawx ? It was such a stupid cause .
mawflawx by Rawr RAWRR. August 25, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026