My girlfriend wanted to spice up her time in the bathroom. She was sitting on the toilet when I got out of the shower, so I gave her a good sugarloaf.

Sugarloaf sweetening up your most stinky moments.

Sugarloaf by Parrothead20 August 16, 2009

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sugarloaf

Sugarloaf - v. - to shit a “loaf” or fecal matter upon someone’s chest and then gizz "icing" or cum on the top of the "loaf."

I asked him, I begged him to put a sugarloaf on my chest. He landed the biggest one I've ever seen.

sugarloaf by tshirtnut August 13, 2016

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Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket

The act of putting melted sugar onto your penis and spreading it out like a meatloaf (including in the tip) and then forcing yourself upon another individual who gave consent until you ejaculate sugary goodness everywhere, emulating a rocket. This act needs be done on the sandy beaches of Brazil in full view of the Christ the Redeemer statue and in a mud hut if possible.

Kameron: Hey guys, where were you and why are you both all covered in sugar and cum?

Mihir: Daniel just gave me the Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket.

Kameron: Wicked bro, let me join next time.

Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket by Dirty What a Beast June 30, 2025

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