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mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!
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Mud Boating

The art of sticking your head between a anal crevious, shaking it left and right whilst blowing a rasberry.
Shit the bed, I was mud boating Erin last night and I think I swallowed a haemoid.
Mud Boating by Brownie CH October 18, 2008

african mud booting 

the act of two african males placing thier butt holes together and deficating in eachothers rectums
after a night of african mud booting i shit blood and corn for days. I dont even eat corn.

mudboating

When someone motorboats a mudbutt.
Dude, she was motorboating my ass, and i totally went mudbutt! Bitch was mudboating!

Mudbooting 

To unlace ones' boots, only to re-lace boots with the addition of desired livestock's rear feet also placed in boots; ensuring the animal will not run away in the process of making love.
Sterling College: where the men are manly, the women are too, and the sheep run like hell. Mudbooting
Mudbooting by Faces of Meth February 22, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026