teabonics
The creative spelling or grammar featured on the various signs used by protesters in the Tea Party movement.
teabonics by thisischris March 30, 2010
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teabonics
Coded phrases of the Tea Party movement, used to indicate which un-American, un-Republican, un-Christian plot to:
- redistribute wealth
- destroy liberties
- take away guns
- destroy marriages via homosexual peer-pressure
- imprison GOP-voting patriots
- implement anarcho-Marxist-fascist-socialist-Communism
- create a one-world government where black people rule
- create FEMA camps that execute dear old grandmas
- install bureaucrats who decide who lives or dies
- make the rich pay for the lazy, dirty poor people
- redistribute wealth
- destroy liberties
- take away guns
- destroy marriages via homosexual peer-pressure
- imprison GOP-voting patriots
- implement anarcho-Marxist-fascist-socialist-Communism
- create a one-world government where black people rule
- create FEMA camps that execute dear old grandmas
- install bureaucrats who decide who lives or dies
- make the rich pay for the lazy, dirty poor people
Examples of teabonics:
"Take our country back!" (save us from a black man and changing demographics)
"We believe in states' rights!" (we'd still have slaves if it weren't for Lincoln)
"Say NO to socialism!" (we don't want government to function for the benefit of average people, only corporations and the very rich)
"blah blah blah...Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (see? look! His middle name sounds Middle Eastern...so he's a terrorist!")
"We are a grass-roots movement" (FreedomWorks, Fox News)
"Take our country back!" (save us from a black man and changing demographics)
"We believe in states' rights!" (we'd still have slaves if it weren't for Lincoln)
"Say NO to socialism!" (we don't want government to function for the benefit of average people, only corporations and the very rich)
"blah blah blah...Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (see? look! His middle name sounds Middle Eastern...so he's a terrorist!")
"We are a grass-roots movement" (FreedomWorks, Fox News)
Teaphonics
Messaging directed to Tea Party members by the Right Wing political Machine. Often these messages are misspelled, racist, ignorant, homophobic, and religious. They are targeted at white middle class people and tend to disguise their xenophobia by declaring war on the poor. Often times these slogans will cause people to vote against their own interests
here are some examples of Teaphonics:
"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"
"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"
"Students should only get all the education they can afford"
"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"
"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"
"Students should only get all the education they can afford"
Teaphonics by elpachucomiguel July 8, 2012
turbonics
The language comprised of a combination of ebonics, white speak, and other made up words. Usually doesn't make much sense. Commonly spoken by Turbo Tony.
Examples of words:
word is "werd"
work is "werk"
"Yo, that was a fantastical concert, but man the lead singer was acting so doi doi!"
"What the heck are you saying?"
"It's turbonics man, act like you know!"
word is "werd"
work is "werk"
"Yo, that was a fantastical concert, but man the lead singer was acting so doi doi!"
"What the heck are you saying?"
"It's turbonics man, act like you know!"
turbonics by Turbo Tony September 4, 2008
textbonics
The jibberish that some people use in emails, while texting, everyday communication, and occasionally resumes. Typically, created by using phoenics and street-speak. Mostly it is a recrimination and reflection of one's K-12 experience.
textbonics by Astonished by the ignorant March 6, 2010