Texonics 

The Texas dialect of the English Language.

Origin: I made it up.

Ah'm a-fixin' ta go down to th' store 'n git me a coldrank.

Ya'll eat yet?
Naw...d'jew?

Y'all better quit alla this whinin' 'n caterwaulin' 'bout "President W". 'At-there's mah hee-row!

Texonics by Dave Hughes April 8, 2005

Textonics 

Textual Ebonics
Words used to describe ones emotions, actions, etc. in text messages

I see you have just purchased your first phone, you may need to learn textonics from a more experienced cell phone owner.

Textonics by SmiteM3 January 6, 2009