noun. A crippling disease that can unknowingly strike nearly anyone at any given time. Symptoms include: being the root cause of but not limited to at least 2 kerfucked situations. Also know as the Midas Touch of Shit but to an extreme. There is no know cure but it is said to leave as quickly as it had shown up.

Haven't you heard? He's got the Kerfuckeditis!

kerfuckeditis by scufff February 23, 2011

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keyfucked

When you are soooo focused on something else, you don't look at the keyboard, and type a random collection of letters, that the recieving party has no idea what you mean.

Davy: why the hell not?
Davy: come fish w/ me :-D
Fred: aifgr
Davy: aifgr?
Fred: I got keyfucked, sorry.

keyfucked by stoners1224 July 10, 2010

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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