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whingebooking 

someone uses facebook as a "dear diary I hate my life" platform on a regular basis, typically goes hand in hand with Vaguebooking too, sufferers are often in a "complicated relationship" (aka too weak to move on) or hate their job/partner/life so most of their facebooking is negative and when challenged about it will often whinge even more!
Just saw Dave's facebook status again, he's sooo whingebooking again check it out : "Ok its official I'm really P***d off now. I'm tired, bored, fed up, annoyed, and irritated so in case you wondered yes I'm well and truly F***D OFF!!!!"
whingebooking by shanerbn September 15, 2010

Wankbooking 

The act of going onto your friends' profile, (tends to be males looking at females), going onto their photos and proceeding to masturbate.

It's usually done over an attractive female friend's beach photos and whilst only tools will admit to it, every man has done it at some point.
I don't like the idea of people wankbooking over that photo
Wankbooking by Mr. K to the T January 10, 2011

wifebooking 

Getting on your husband's Facebook account, looking through all his friends, and getting some enjoyment out of their status updates.
When my facebook update says that I'm wifebooking, that's because my wife posted the update.
wifebooking by creepybill July 10, 2010

wingcooking 

When a bro or more bros cook great food for another bro and his girl to assist said bro to get laid
Bro1: Remember that time you made great food for the lady and I
Bro2: Oh, the wingcooking, when I wingcooked you with Bro3?
Bro1: Yeah. What a beautiful day. And the punani was great
wingcooking by The_Clooneys December 28, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026