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Donkey Chop 

When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.
Arlyn: Hey dude, I just picked up this sweet ass ninja porn

Ian: No donkey chop, no care.
Donkey Chop by Faer November 15, 2004
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donkey chop 

To be slapped round the face with a penis
"Oh shit! you got donkey chopped dude!"
"Man Id love to donkey chop that broad"
donkey chop by whitetrashhero December 18, 2007

Donkey Chop 

This is when just after a Donkey Punch is given to the girl during sexual intercourse; the girl hits the boy back in the face and chops his penis off with a rusty nail.
"I always make sure I have a rusty nail handy during sex; just incase there's a donkey punch and I have to give him a donkey chop."

"The answer to a donkey punch: a donkey chop."
Donkey Chop by phoebeandmaddie April 1, 2010

judo chop donkey punch 

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
judo chop donkey punch by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022

Donkey Chops 

A person who hasn't the ability to make sense.

A person who over-engages in incessant chatter.
Oh no, here comes Donkey chops!
Donkey Chops by Stew October 10, 2004

donkey choppers 

Hey, tell donkey choppers over there to be quiet and put on his feedbag.
donkey choppers by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

donkeychowda 

Good god you need to jerk off more, there was a ton of donkeychowda last time, I almost drowned while giving you head.