Smash Pad
A promiscuous women, a not for profit harlot, a down to pound young lady, an untidy women, a trollop.
Smash Pad by AwesomeRad24 March 23, 2010
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Stash Pad
1. A place where a man stores his mistress hidden away from his wife (if he has the means).
Can also be:
2. I place where you hide your assets, your thousands of boxes of Yaoi, all of the medicine you never took when you were supposed to, and all of the guns and motorcycles you call your "children."
Can also be:
2. I place where you hide your assets, your thousands of boxes of Yaoi, all of the medicine you never took when you were supposed to, and all of the guns and motorcycles you call your "children."
def 1.
Charlie: Sir Acktinson, since we are away from the other guests, how are you and Mrs. Bianca?
Dick: Oh my! She is the light to my dark, frigid soul. She was delighted to see the stash pad I made up for her.
Charlie: *Laughs* You've made it clear that she wasn't to take pictures of it? You know how young women are.
Dick: *Sigh* She is a discreet young lady. She's smart enough to know the consequences of displaying her gifts to her "web followers," otherwise I would have stashed someone else.
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def 2.
Mom: Hey rich bitch. Gimme $20k for me and your dad's vacation. We wanna go to Martha's Vineyard.
Johannes: Sorry mom. I'm broke at school, remember? I had to pay for it myself.
Mom: Oh. Srry then. I thought you had an engineering job?
Johannes: I do! It doesn't pay as much as you'd think.
Mom: Lol srry boo. Good luck wit school. Loves
Johannes: 20k for Martha's? Are they nuts?
*secretly has 2 million in his stash pad from owning his secret tech company*
Charlie: Sir Acktinson, since we are away from the other guests, how are you and Mrs. Bianca?
Dick: Oh my! She is the light to my dark, frigid soul. She was delighted to see the stash pad I made up for her.
Charlie: *Laughs* You've made it clear that she wasn't to take pictures of it? You know how young women are.
Dick: *Sigh* She is a discreet young lady. She's smart enough to know the consequences of displaying her gifts to her "web followers," otherwise I would have stashed someone else.
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def 2.
Mom: Hey rich bitch. Gimme $20k for me and your dad's vacation. We wanna go to Martha's Vineyard.
Johannes: Sorry mom. I'm broke at school, remember? I had to pay for it myself.
Mom: Oh. Srry then. I thought you had an engineering job?
Johannes: I do! It doesn't pay as much as you'd think.
Mom: Lol srry boo. Good luck wit school. Loves
Johannes: 20k for Martha's? Are they nuts?
*secretly has 2 million in his stash pad from owning his secret tech company*
Stash Pad by collegeh00k3r August 27, 2016
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)