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booze hag 

A magically inebriated creature of the female persuasion indigenous to drop-zone bars whose morally ambiguous activities include: consumption of shockingly excessive amounts of alcohol at all hours of the day; a continuous fascination with simplistic distractions, shiny objects included; year round sluttiness that rivals the antics of spring break in Daytona Beach; an unknown source of never-ending income that fuels the always escalating shenanigans; and a complete inability to comprehend "what the big deal is" with any of the aforementioned behaviors or the potential consequences inherent to them.
That booze hag couldn't set up a four pole tent on her own but somehow created a fortress of empty drinks and broken dreams around it.
booze hag by jeramy_with_an_a April 26, 2014
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booze hag 

A women who has a tireless appetite for boozing and is not only very good at it but is also much fun to be around. Subject may also be described as being just like 'one of the boys'. A term of endearment.
Off to the pub later, I think Mandy is going to tag along, she is a real booze hag.
booze hag by daddio January 9, 2004

Booze Hag 

Booze Hag; is a wife that does nothing but drink from sun up to, well, sun up. Only care about the bottle and making sure the bottom is seen after a good time of drinking and getting it on with other men besides her husband.
full time drinker that bitch Sandy that is a GREAT BOOZE HAG
Booze Hag by Booze watcher March 11, 2010

Booze-Hag'n

Two or more former girls-about-town, that go out for a night of drinking, debauchery, ego-massage & cougaring.

Husband generally takes care of children at home.
"Jim, you coming out tonight?"

"Nah, looking after the kids, Kellie & Mandy are off Booze-Hag'n"

Boozehag 

Booze.hag

noun
1. Pathology. a female suffering from alcoholism and uglyness.

dam shes a boozehag,
Boozehag by hmmmnz February 13, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026