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First Assignment Instructor Pilot. The second worst fear of a newly winged Air Force pilot is flying the same crappy plane at the same crappy place he or she just trained.
New Pilot: "Assignment night is around the corner, and I think I'd rather fly UAVs than be FAIPed here."

New Pilot from Columbus: "At least I won't be FAIPed to Enid."
FAIP by USEM fan March 17, 2010
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faipau is a normal respectful greeting used by the polynesian community, in english its, "hello" or "hello there everybody"
faipau everyone,faipau the teachers,and faipau ur mum.
faipau my name is ufa
faipau by fuFUM0nStAHH2200 November 2, 2021

faipapaus 

means “let me eat your ass.” word origin is from the monkeys. this foreign word was used during the ancient time of kangaroo farming (and eating). the abbo monkeys would attack and scream faipapaus in battle.
kneel down max so faipapaus.
faipapaus by @293848 September 9, 2020

Faipauna 

Faipauna aka Fai/fafa/fifi/fofo/felatio/fukfuk:
is the dependable type. Also protective, smart & handsome, with a twinkle in his eye.

Fai loves to laugh, gives in easily to those he cares about and is always cool-calm-collected.

If you have the privilege of having a Fai in your life, give the big fella a long cosy hug cause even though he makes out he can do without so much affection, deep down he craves and cherishes it. It makes his heart go boom.. give the Fai a pauna and he’ll cherish you for wife.

Faipauna won’t just spend his valuable time with just anyone, no-sir-ee! FaiFai is selective and only the sexy people gorgeous in/out will do for this loveable babe.
“Remember Faipauna; he had the best funeral playlist”

“That Faipauna man; he was loved by all; even the women he ignored”

“I’ll never forget that Faipauna, we always had a great yarn

“If your feeling down, grab a Faipauna and watch your life flourish”

“Don’t let Faipauna fish man; he ain’t cathing a thing beside his baits skeleton”

“Don’t leave a Faipauna your life’s truely blessed with a Fai in it. If you fuk it up with Fai, he will forgive you, but his woman won’t”
Faipauna by Beepantha June 13, 2024

Faipauna 

Faipauna aka Fai/fafa/fifi/fofo/felatio/fukfuk:
is the dependable type. Also protective, smart & handsome, with a twinkle in his eye.

Fai loves to laugh, gives in easily to those he cares about and is always cool-calm-collected.

If you have the privilege of having a Fai in your life, give the big fella a long cosy hug cause even though he makes out he can do without so much affection, deep down he craves and cherishes it. It makes his heart go boom.. give the Fai a pauna and he’ll cherish you for wife.

Faipauna won’t just spend his valuable time with just anyone, no-sir-ee! FaiFai is selective and only the sexy people gorgeous in/out will do for this loveable babe.
“Remember Faipauna; he had the best funeral playlist”

“That Faipauna man; he was loved by all; even the women he ignored”

“I’ll never forget that Faipauna, we always had a great yarn

“If your feeling down, grab a Faipauna and watch your life flourish”

“Don’t let Faipauna fish man; he ain’t cathing a thing beside his baits skeleton”

“Don’t leave a Faipauna your life’s truely blessed with a Fai in it. If you fuk it up with Fai, he will forgive you, but his woman won’t”
Faipauna by Beepantha June 13, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026