friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.

J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

friend lock by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010

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friend-lock

When you and a friend go on two or more adventures together and are automatically required to be best friends for life.

What do you mean you don't want to be friends anymore? We went to sweet water creek and Stone Mountain together, we're on friend-lock!!!

friend-lock by tinyt May 15, 2017

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Related Words

friend lock • Friendlocke • friend • Friend Zone • friend zoned • friend boy • friend crush • friend with benefits • friend group • friend card

Friendlock

Feeling pressured to add someone who you typically would not on any social networking site due to association with someone who is a friend of yours. (ie. Your friend's boyfriend/girlfriend, your friend's friend that you don't like, etc).

Person 1: Hey man, I saw you added Sheena on facebook, I thought you hated her?

Person 2: Aah man, I was put in friendlock because my buddy just started going out with her!

Friendlock by thesomnambulist_28992 March 5, 2011

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Friendlock

When you're in a Friendlock situation, it means you have to choose between 2 friends.

Friend: Hey dude, want to go watch the new Spiderman movie tonight?

Other Friend: Yo dude, wanna watch the new Starwars movie tonight?

You: Shit dude, I'm really in a Friendlock.

Friendlock by nbuther March 2, 2022

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Friendlocke

A Nuzlocke Challenge, Done with other players. friendlocke Rules are Much like Nuzlocke challenges.
1) If a Pokémon Faints, it must be released.
2) You May only catch the first Pokémon in a route. If you fail to catch it (e.g., Accidentally making it faint or running away/Fleeing) You may not catch the next one.
In a Pokémon friendlocke, there are Extra Rules.
3) The Pokémon you catch become the character of someone you know. The player is chosen at random
Optional rules include (Only for Friendlocke)
4) By the 4th or 8th gym, you may Revive one Pokémon.
The Pokémon Friendlocke was made By Saltydkdan

When I joined thie Friendlocke I didn't expect this.

Friendlocke by lucky luciano (not really) January 8, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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