fagbones 

Slang for shoes. Used in casual settings, obviously.

Fred: Are you ready yet?
Steve: Hang on, let me get my fagbones.

fagbones by neo! June 8, 2009

Fagbone 

The penis that fucks another mans ass. Can also be used to refer to a gay male.

"Hey Fagbone! Take your poopdick and get the FUCK outta my bar!"

Fagbone by Minscandboo March 2, 2010

Fagbone 

You take a bassoon bocal and shove it into a trombone.
Faggot + Trombone =
Fagbone.
One of the most eloquent and beautiful instruments ever conceived by man.

The Fagbone concerto was amazing!

Fagbone by fagbonist August 22, 2011

Fagboner 

Someone who expresses their Faggocity by driving a high rise pickup, usually 'rolling coal', or driving a motorcycle with obnoxiously loud exhaust. They tend to think they are toxicly masculine, but actually scared to show their true feminine side. Also, they like to drink jizz.

This fagboner just cut me off on traffic. His dad didn't hug him enough, and he needs attention.

Fagboner by bananahammockdave April 6, 2024