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The Fresh Air of Bel-Prince
Like no other air in the world. It smells of cabbies and brings back memories of playing b-ball outside of the school. Many tourists visit Bel-Prince in order to chill out, max, and relax, often stopping to enjoy it's world famous fresh air.
It is a citywide custom to throw witless, glasses-wearing, washed-up rappers out of one's house through the front door. Traditionally in Bel-Prince, youths are raised by their uncles and have terrible fathers. This spawned the famous phrase, "How come he don't want me, man?"
There is a giant gold statue of Alfonso Ribeiro in the lobby of Bel-Prince city hall.
It is a citywide custom to throw witless, glasses-wearing, washed-up rappers out of one's house through the front door. Traditionally in Bel-Prince, youths are raised by their uncles and have terrible fathers. This spawned the famous phrase, "How come he don't want me, man?"
There is a giant gold statue of Alfonso Ribeiro in the lobby of Bel-Prince city hall.
The Fresh Air of Bel-Prince by Speeps October 21, 2010
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Freshmire
To pull a Freshmire is to ruin a funny joke or conversation by saying something irrelevant or stupid.
Friend One- Did you watch Family guy last night?
Friend Two- Yeah when stewie beat the hell out of brian for his money?
Friend One- Yeah man when he beat him with the golf club i about lost it!
Friend Two- I know or with the flame Thrower!
Friend Three- Hahahaha yeah like George Clooney!
Friend One- Omfg you just pulled a Freshmire
Friend Two- jesus christ i forgot what i was laughing about.
Friend Two- Yeah when stewie beat the hell out of brian for his money?
Friend One- Yeah man when he beat him with the golf club i about lost it!
Friend Two- I know or with the flame Thrower!
Friend Three- Hahahaha yeah like George Clooney!
Friend One- Omfg you just pulled a Freshmire
Friend Two- jesus christ i forgot what i was laughing about.
Freshmire by Antonio32hundred January 24, 2011
Bell Prince of Fresh Air
A homeless Salvation Army Santa. Widely regarded as the upper crust of the homeless, thereby earning the princely designation.
Bell Prince of Fresh Air by Faucet Eye December 17, 2008
Fresh Air Wish
The 'fresh air wish' is the act of a religious person aiming a prayer to any of the many man made gods they happen to have been indoctrinated into. It shall never reach the non-existent phantasm obviously, but the audacity to think if there was such a omnipotent being that his plan for everything, all that hard work, all those late nights...and he fucked it up! If only he would listen to a prayer of advice, the lowly mortal human could set god straight!!!
Fresh Air Wish by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Fresh-Air Fascist
1. (noun): a person who attempts to prevent cigarette or cigar smoking in public. Especially applicable in locations (bars, pubs, patios) where smoking is allowed.
2. (noun): A self-righteous and discourteous non-smoker who attempts to shame smokers by coughing loudly when walking past or rudely insisting that smokers are dirty, disgusting addicts who are killing themselves and others.
3. (noun): a person who offers unsolicited health information about the effects of smoking to complete strangers.
See also: Dark Lord, cigarette.
2. (noun): A self-righteous and discourteous non-smoker who attempts to shame smokers by coughing loudly when walking past or rudely insisting that smokers are dirty, disgusting addicts who are killing themselves and others.
3. (noun): a person who offers unsolicited health information about the effects of smoking to complete strangers.
See also: Dark Lord, cigarette.
"When I lit up on the patio, some old lady asked me to stop killing her."
"Bloody fresh-air fascist!"
"Bloody fresh-air fascist!"
Fresh-Air Fascist by Tessa Who September 12, 2005