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my parents never let me doing anything, ihmfl so much right now.
ihmfl by Troian November 27, 2010
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Me:ihmfl(i hate my fucking life)
Friend:yh i get u 2
My friend always picks your boyfriend over me I hate my fucking life
#ihmfl #ihatemyfuckinglife
Ihmfl by Itsmethekittycat August 6, 2017
means I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE

thats all i wanted to say
can i put it i-NOPE!
hey bro one day im gonna kill myself because IHMFL
IHMFL by youwontlikeme69 June 10, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026