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hotkward 

When something is exceedingly awkward yet somehow strangely arrousing.
"When Jason's math teacher asked him if he knew what a motherfucker was in 7th grade, it was extremely hotkward!"
hotkward by amursoactor October 12, 2008
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A great mixture of extremely hot and awkward. But in a great way because people who are hot tend to be conceded and NOT awkward.. But the awkward people are the ones to be great friends.
"OMG he is totally hotward! Maybe hot and awkward can go together!" Robert Pattinson is hotward because he seems not as conceded as some celebrities but is indeed hot.
hotward by ~~•_•~~ December 12, 2013
adj. describing a hook-up that's suddenly (or not so suddenly) gotten very awkward. This doesn't have to be during the hook-up, it could become awkward after as well. Once the hook-up has been labeled a hookward experience we move to the noun definition.

noun: you label someone a hookward once they have become one through the process described above. Or when someone makes increasingly hookward advances that leave you feeling uncomfortable (and possibly creates an awkward tingling)
Person 1: yo brah, that shit was so hookward last night.
Person 2: what do you mean? the fact that you hooked up with your brothers best friend, while your brother was on the couch with you...and then moved your love-making to your brother's bed?!?!
Person 1: yea dude, i'm such a hookward fuck.
hookward by Whorus June 14, 2007

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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