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A verb used to describe drinking coffee.

Variations of the word: need some coffeing done, coffeed.
Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.
Coffeeing by glitterglamsparkles September 21, 2016
a homostralian slang term, relating to lewd acts peformed in the back of vans
mash is busy coffeeing again
coffeeing by spamanda September 17, 2007
Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.
'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'
Coffeeing by Granny pig June 9, 2021
When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.
Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.
Coffeeing by S-Tiana February 17, 2023

coffeine 

Coffee that is drunk solely for the purpose of taking in caffeine. It is usually watered down with milk and sugar, and always of poor quality. It is consumed by caffeine addicts because it's a cheap and readily available fix; pleasure has nothing to do with it. Coffeine may taste like burnt poverty and dreams crushed in cubicles, but it'll give you a buzz just as that posh Fair Trade stuff your aunt's always raving about.
Marla slugged down the rest of the coffeine they were serving in styrofoam cups at the morning conference. It was times like these that she really hated herself.
coffeine by bachunderground September 9, 2013

Coffeenate 

To drink coffee and become totally amped up by the caffeine.
Ugh it's 6AM, I must coffeenate.

Don't speak to me until I've been coffeenated!
Coffeenate by Alpha_A April 24, 2014