hamnesia
"When I woke up with that fatty snoring in my bed, I had to force myself to have hamnesia by dinnertime."
hamnesia by SkipperJones March 14, 2009
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Hamnesia
Hamnesia is similar to amnesia, but all you can think about or remember is pork and pork products. Might also lead to daydreams of frolicking with pigs or hogs.
Damn this Hamnesia, I can't stop thinking about bacon.
My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.
My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.
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hamnesia
1.) When you eat so much pork, you forget momentarily that you're a fat fuck.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.
Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.
hamnesia by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018
Hamnesia
It was clear that Ken Ham had a serious case of hamnesia when asked the question, "What evidence, if any, would make you change your mind about your theories?" and he replied, "No amount of evidence would ever change my mind!"
Hamnesia by dirtydan500 April 26, 2014
HAMnesia
HAMnesia by MATEO THA MONSTER September 14, 2011
Haynesian Economics
The economic idea of maintaining as little wealth as possible while at the same time spending as much as possible on alcohol
James down the road loves Haynesian Economics, he's spent his whole life using it to buy alcohol and have enough confidence to talk to ella
Haynesian Economics by haynesyboy July 29, 2020
Homnesia
When a ho forgets she used to be a ho with a 24-7 open for business sign on her stuff. Her creative remembrance of her past allows her to lecture others and/or state what she wouldn't do as if she hasn't done it 10 or 12 dozen times.