4 definitions by The Procrastinatrix
1.) When you eat so much pork, you forget momentarily that you're a fat fuck.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.
Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.
by The Procrastinatrix March 22, 2018
Where the lines of reality and procrastination are blurred - A reality of which you no longer recognise what is productive and what is procrastination.
I spent 4 hours watching Youtube videos. It started out with lectures and I ended up watching interviews with psychopaths. Its too easy to slip into the Procrastinatrix these days.
by The Procrastinatrix March 22, 2018
by The Procrastinatrix March 22, 2018
When you exhale electronic cigarette vapour through your nose whilst drinking a hot beverage in order to disguise the fact that you're vaping.
by The Procrastinatrix July 31, 2023