Pumbamolosis 

Pumbamolosis is a horrible and unfortunate disease that strikes only a vast majority of people, it is NOT contagious. The name Pumbamolosis comes from the pig Pumba from the Lion King and the last bit to make it sound like an actual disease. Some of the symptoms include snoring and lashing out whilst slee...ping. Although these people seem innocent looking whilst asleep, you should stay away at all costs incase of lash out. The majority of people with Pumbamolosis try to use excuses such as 'its my head cold' these are not plausible and although the symptoms worsen when intoxicated Pumbamolosis is for life.

That girl last night was amazing until i found out she had Pumbamolosis

Pumbamolosis by Blobby69 February 8, 2010