cumber

cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"

I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better.

by Andrius March 5, 2008

cumber

A retarded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.

Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends.

by Twoslices OfBread January 23, 2004

cumber

A cumber is defined as either 1) the amount of times he/she made you cum in a single session or 2) the number used to define how well he/she made you cum in a single session.

"Oh my god, his cumber is off the charts."
"My cumber last night was like trying to divide by zero: immeasurable."
"What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, let alone my cumber."

by hammocksandspoons May 8, 2017

Cumbered

To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times

Nick really Cumbered Jake

by Graveling November 29, 2016

Cumber

A combination of the words "Come" and "Over" in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly orgasmic fashion.

Hey broseph, do you want to cumber after school today?

by p00pst3r! September 21, 2006

cumbering

cumbering someone's batch
meaning
erotically touching someone's genitalia

as in...

Male: How about cumbering my batch, babe?
Female: Sure, babe.

by lexxxxy January 22, 2014

Cumber

When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them

hey dude wanna come to my cumber party?

by cumberparty October 19, 2009