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Girlfiend 

A girlfiend is a girl seems to be part demon in nature. It seems like the most important part of the relationship is the sex... the rest of the relationship is just miserable where she treats you horrible. Almost every night you wonder if your performance was good enough or if you failed and she is going to devour your soul while you sleep. Yet the sex is so good you keep going back...
A girlfiend will constantly nag you and picks on you yet neither of you walks away... like the purpose of the relationship has some darker hidden agenda other than your standard relationship.
Girlfiend by Tsureshon February 22, 2011

girlfiend 

The one who nicks your money, demands your time, blunts your razors, whines about your mates and beats you up in bed. But you love her
'Sorry I can't come to the match, the girlfiend is coming over'

Girlfiend 

1. Noun; A girl, with whom you are dating, but consistantly seem to apear as though you hate one another.
"Did you see how Sarah called John an asshole and slapped him? They must not like eachother."
"Aren't they dating, though?"
"Oh yeah. She must be his girlfiend."
Girlfiend by TheCoolKiwiBird September 18, 2016

the girlfiend 

The drunk bitch that fucks your roommate while your in the room trying to sleep
Jon brought over the girlfiend and I had to pretend to be sleeping while they fucked for the better part of an hour
the girlfiend by jayson warhawk October 30, 2007

maciek's girlfriend 

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.
Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today

girlfriend hand

The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".
"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"
girlfriend hand by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015