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to deplode: The reverse action of explode (not the same as implode). A deplotion is a reverse explosion that allows for reconstructing an object that had been damaged or destroyed by an explosion, assuming all pieces are where they were after the explosion. Though not physically possible (according to modern science) the deplotion simply "retraces" the explosion and undoes whatever it did. A deplosion will not have an effect on things unaffected by an explosion.
The men deploded the allied ship that was blown apart by a bomb.
deplode by Anders F. Hansen January 21, 2004
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bro, did you just see that melon deplode
he totally just deploded inside me
his deplosion was massive
deplode by stinkypink923 September 30, 2020

deployer 

A deployer is a person who scams people out of money. They are often associated with hosting services.
Yoo, that skids a deployer
deployer by __youmumisgay__ January 13, 2021

Cardiac Sensor Deployed 

When Pulse deploys his cardiac Sensor
Look He Deployed his Cardiac Sensor !
Cardiac Sensor Deployed

deployed the chute 

The act of losing it after you you've been treated with disrespect for the last time.
Take this job and shove it! The airline attendant deployed the chute as he announced to the passengers he has had enough and was quitting his job.
deployed the chute by Gogogirl56 August 10, 2010

Deployed 

It's like when you move past someone on the bus and there's not enough room so your crotch rubs against their behind and you're too lazy to twist yourself so that they won't feel the protrusion but at the same time you're not actually intending to molest them so you just let it happen and hope they'll ignore it.
"God, it's so crowded, I hope this girl understands if I stand here deployed."

Girl: "Did his dick just graze the back of my leg!?" *vomits*
Deployed by Anon112620574 February 14, 2017

deployed 

To distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own resourcefulness, skill, strength and intestinal fortitude to return to their native habitat in one piece.
Your buddy woke up in Tunisia with a pair of ripped levi jeans, one air jordan and one pump sneaker both different sizes, a pencil, 4 grapes a fur coat and a rubberband with only 16 dollars and 81 cents in his pocket.

Sounds like somebody deployed him.

Yeah man, yeah, he probably screwed someone real bad to deserve that.

Hope he could remember his credit card number.
deployed by nick June 16, 2005