plok

A substitute for the "f word".

WHAT THE PLOK?
"Last night I PLOKED a girl so hard, she cried!"Said Bobo.
"Well don't over-plok, you might get a PTD, or Plok-transmitted disease," said Carl.
MUTHA PLOKA!

by TristanG April 16, 2008

plok

Ever-confused, ever-bewildered, ever-baffled, defied by logic - yet forever comforted by self-hallucination.

plok: I can't posess what I don't have? what the hell?!? I'm cool.

by Sees right through December 12, 2003

Plok Plok

Popular Filipino word which means sex. Basically, a sound that is made when having sexual intercourse. or a invitation to have sex.

Filipino

Oy pare! buti pa sila may ka Plok Plok.
Hey girl, Gusto mo mag Plok Plokan tayo?

by awedadsadwasasd July 22, 2019

Plok plok

Popular Filipino word that also means a prostitute or a person that loves having sex.

Tingnan mo yung plok plok kung kaibigan
(Look at my plok plok friend)

by Rektz August 11, 2019

Plok

v. to cough up a hairball, especially if the creature plokking is a cat.

n. cat puke (from the "plok plok plok ackkk!!!" sound a cat makes while he's doing it.

She: "Ugh!! There's cat plok in my shoe! It's ruined!"

He: "Yeah, I heard the cat plokking a little while ago."

by Pellygirl February 4, 2010

Plok

When you're being fake as shit and won't game with the boys

"Hey bro wanna play some-"
"Nah fuck you, I'm bein' plok today."

by skdfjhysaiodhaskjd September 12, 2019

Plok

A noun which exemplifies the sound of a hen, or a female chicken, laying an egg.

I heard a plok when the hen layed an egg.

by matt manalo January 5, 2006