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a state of ridiculous drunkenness, while still managing to be the life of the party. May be accompanied by random vomiting, and an almost instantaneous recovery.
Wow, Danny sure got goitzed last night, I nearly peed myself watching him moonwalk out of the bathroom blowing kisses.

I can't wait till the pub crawl on Friday! I'm going to get goitzed!
goitzed by Ms. Swail February 4, 2010
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Being incredibly intoxicated. A step up from 'slizzed', to be glitzed is to be so wasted it is as if you are looking at the world through a kaleidoscope.
Person 1: "Oh my god, look at John stumbling everywhere!"
Person 2: "Man, he's completely glitzed."
Glitzed by bobfuckinghope August 28, 2011
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“getting glitzed” refers to the unholy act of being violated in a consensual way.
“getting glitzed”
that boy just got glitzed”
“i’m glitzing people tonight”
glitzed by glynrhondda November 11, 2022

Goizeder 

A very beautiful, sexy, amazing and charming girl who inspires others to be better. A person who, due to her great personality, favours the personal growth of those around her. She always tries to improve and learn new things every day. Besides being a lover of diversity, she is a creative, imaginative person and a great poet. Do not hesitate to find out more about Goizeder if you are ever lucky enough to meet such a girl.
Person 1: "I have just met Goizeder today!"
Person 2: "Wow! Lucky of you! I've heard about her around but have never been so fortunate to meet her in person."
Person 1: "She is even prettier in person than in photos."
Person 2: "Hopefully I can meet her someday, so I can ask her out."
Goizeder by 8274nfshhkke9hs November 21, 2021

goizeder 

La mejor del mundo mundial. Es estupenda y trabajadora y todos la envidian
You are such a goizeder
goizeder by Msrtdg November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026