moebonics

A word that is used by moe-moe in a sentence that is either 1) the wrong word 2) not a word at all.

Here are some moebonics:

She was so happy, she was in urethra!
You should get a new car. It would be more practable.
She was about as friendly as a bull in a China.
You got a good review? Man, your boss was really complimentative!
It’s so cold out I wish I had a parkay.
Damn it’s windy! It’s like gust force winds.

moebonics by moeandpetedxo February 3, 2010

Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.

Mormonics by broncogunner June 12, 2008

mumbonics 

The unbelievable amount of strength, passion, desire and stamina required to be working mother of small children.

Her level of mumbonics shows no signs of slowing even at her age.

mumbonics by Blahmah March 23, 2017

Moronics 

The science of stupidity, taking stupidity and subhuman intelligence to the lowest level.

The boss should get a doctorate in moronics for that idiotic suggestion.

Moronics by Jozimoto July 24, 2007

mebonics 

An amalgam of the Queen's English and Ebonics. Aside: Props to Kevvy Kev & Kim(gerly) for coining this.

When Kevvy Kev DJs, sometimes he spits Mebonics.

mebonics by kim(gerly) January 15, 2015