Assous

The King of Kings. In the hebrew language, "Assous", translates literally into meaning "the stallion". Families bearing this last name usually harbored the princes of the kingdom. In short, they are the top of the food chain in every aspect possible.

The legend behind how "Assous" was brought as a name comes from the tale of the great warrior who saved the village and built it into a kingdom riding only a big dark horse (stallion,Assous).

Currently Ralph Lauren has borrowed this symbol of the stallion and has copyrighted it as it's logo.

"Watch out, here comes Assous"

Assous by DarKnighttt February 5, 2010

hungrius assius 

1. When a person's outerwear is wedged between the buttocks giving the impression that the buttocks themselves are attempting to eat the garment.

2. Extreme version of a wedgie.

3. Often the result of wearing ill fitting undergarments, a thong or going commando.

When I wore a thong, my shorts kept trying to crawl into my butt crack too. It looked like I had a severe case of hungrius assius.

hungrius assius by soo-zee August 2, 2011

assoulmates 

A couple of assholes who belong together for life.

"Look at that couple cutting in line holding hands and sucking face like they're oblivious to everyone else."

"I know. They must be assoulmates."

assoulmates by stoneydoggie October 8, 2011

asslusion 

An illusion of ass. When a girl's clothing makes it appear like she has a nice ass, but in reality there is nothing there.

also applicable to men

"Damn that girl got a fine booty!"
"Nah man, she flat. Them jeans just be givin her an asslusion."

asslusion by LewDaMan October 9, 2016

Asshouse

A really dirty house. Usually with shit smeared on the wall, trash stacked everywhere, food rotting in the chairs, 5 inches of dust.

Simon's house was such an asshouse! Did you see the shit on the walls?

Asshouse by Whatevah! December 14, 2009

assmush 

The yellowy brown residue you get at the base of your penis after having anal sex

"After bummin his hairdresser Lee had to wash the assmush off his balls before returning home"

assmush by Travel Stacker January 12, 2008

International Birdman Assosiation

An addictive game!

Rules of the International Birdman Assosiation:

1) If a player looks at another player who is in birdman position, that player must lie down on the ground, flat on his or her back, regardless of the location, situation, or any inconveniences.

2) If a player throws the block sign in the air before looking at another player who is in birdman position, he or she has successfully blocked the birdman attempt, and does not have to lie down on the ground.

3) If Player A watches Player B get into birdman position with the intentions of birdmanning Player A, Player A does not have to lie down on the ground.

4) Any player who refuses to go to the ground after a successful birdman will be suspended from play indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.

5) Any player who abuses the block or wrongfully claims a block will be suspended indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.

6) Any birdman appearing online, on paper, in video, through text message/IM, or drawing is valid. Failure to accept such methods of birdman will not be tolerated.

7) When two people birdman each other simultaneously, both will cancel out and nobody goes down. We call this the "Forget and Move On" policy.

8) When 2 people birdman 1 person who is already in birdman position, the 1 person must go down once (same goes for 3 v 2, 4 v 3, etc. attacks).

9) When a driver is birdmanned, he must get down at the first possible stop.

10) When a person looks at himself in birdman position in the mirror or at his own birdman drawing, he must get down. This is referred to as "suicide."

11) Peripharals (periphs) are legal if used honestly to detect an attack. Abuse of periphs will result in banishment from the game.

12) The right to birdman shall not be denied on the basis of race, skin color, gender, or age.

13) Abuse of the game in inconvenient situations is prohibited.

The International Birdman Assosiation had a meeting today, and by the end, everyone kept the block symbol up, cause everyone had to go to the groud atleast twice!

International Birdman Assosiation by Samuel Jacob Harris October 4, 2007