deuce 

(noun)a textbook example of what is the result of a complete bowel movement, more often than not of a solid nature and oftentimes it's occurrence and presence is a surprise to many; a big pile of shit; feces; poop; doo-doo; excrement; dung; poo-poo; defecation

Teddy saw Tony and couldn't help but to go tease him, and also to start some new gossip. Teddy came up to Tony and said, "I saw you roll by last night. Looked like you had the neighborhood cum dumpster, Big Ho Betsy, with ya. I gotta know, how'd that turn out for you?"

Surrendering to the truth Tony gave it up real, "Well when I first got inside her I learned first-hand two things : 1 I was the the first homie to ride that ride that day and 2 if I don't want to stir in another man's splooge then I should have gotten up with this ho way earlier in the day. The bitch is a goddamn animal, y'know that?" "Why you say that?" inquired Teddy, his grin tucked away all nice and proper. "That goddamn slimy bitch took a shit in the guest bathroom, dropped the biggest, foulest deuce I've ever seen in my life, didn't bother with flushing the toilet or even with using any toilet paper......cause she just stole the toillet paper". Holding back no longer Teddy erupted in a spasm of laughter he could stifle no more.

deuce by Nikki Stixx December 17, 2020

deuce 

1.slang for the number 2
2.feces
3.an exclamation, popularized by cartoon character Stewie Griffin from popular TV series "Family Guy"
4.a 2 in poker lingo

"I'm goign to drop a deuce in your toilet, OK?"

"What the deuce?!"

"I got a pair of deuces."

deuce by Squishmanchu April 12, 2006

Deuce 

Deuce = Number 2
Do the math people.

I'm gonna drop a deuce in your mouth.

Deuce by Shamen September 2, 2003

deuce 

later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and chunk deuce

I'm out, deuce.

deuce by basebasebase January 17, 2004

Deuce 

(verb) to shit; (noun) shit; (past tense) shitted or shat

(verb) Man, I gotta deuce bad.
(noun) You should have seen that deuce I dropped. It was man-sized.
(past tense) I just deuced, and it be stinkin' up the joint.

Deuce by ricky roma September 24, 2003

deuce 

The term deuce is used when someone is smoking a cigarette and another person would like, either a) half or b) a couple of pulls. you can ask for deuce only when the person is lighting the cigarette or when he/she has taken several pulls...NEVER ask when the cigarette is half way through, it shocks the smoker because they are most likely sad that their cigarette is about to be done and your asking to end it a little sooner, and will most likely be denied, after which you will feel like a complete idiot. so ask on time.

Marlboro: (pulls out cigarette)
Pall Mall: hey man you mind deucing that with me?
Marlboro: no problem!

Marlboro: (half way thru cigarette) its freakin cold outside!
Pall Mall: hey man lemme get deuce.
Marlboro: gtfo of here!
Pall Mall: (cries, runs away)

deuce by kr0wn0fh0rnz February 22, 2010

Deuce 

1) (n) A "deuce deuce" is a .22 caliber handgun.
2) (n) 20 ounce of liquor.

"About to get loose with the deuce
deuce" -- Ice Cube (Gangsta fairytale II 1993).

Deuce by halla November 14, 2003