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Horneliness 

Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.
Horneliness by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019

hookerized 

Craigslist term for a phone number composed of numeric digits and spelled-out numbers. Many CL posters/spammers use this technique:

- to avoid autodialers,

- to prevent harvesting / resale of their phone numbers,

- to make it more difficult for flaggers to find their multiple ads by searching on their phone number.

Origin: Supposedly, prostitutes who use CL to advertise in multiple cities or spam / overpost in one location originated the technique.
Hookerized CL post: For a good time, call Jenny: 8 (six) (seven) - 5 (three) 0 (nine). (867-5309)
hookerized by TANSTAAFL1 May 26, 2011

horneeze 

that feeling when you're gonna sneeze but you dont sneeze and you feel like sneezing really bad aka horny for sneeze
'hey what's up with you?'
'man i'm horneeze'
'God, i hate that feeling'

*you're gonna sneeze and someone interupts you*
'goddamit shakeel you made me horneeze, now that sneeze's never gonna happen'
'gee, sorry mate'
horneeze by Xxxquickscope420xxX September 8, 2014

Harperized 

The state of intoxication that can only come from having the legendary Ocean County Titos connoisseur as your bartender.
Man, you look like you drank way too much last night!
Yep, I was trying to be responsible but then I got Harperized.

hoarkerize

1. v. To play a trick or a joke on someone. Very similar to a stag, only without much planning or forethought. 2. n. hoarkerization. 3. v.i. hoarkerizing, hoarkerized.
"Dude, let's hoarkerize Alan by lighting his english assignment on fire, then, when he starts freaking out, we'll piss on it to put it out!"
hoarkerize by JnglKng April 14, 2005

hip-hoperize 

1. The practice of getting your friends jobs where you work.
2. The practice of creating a job for friends in a corporation where you work. Even though the job is complete bullshit.
Once I am a CEO I am going to hip-hoperize corporate america and get all my boys jobs.
hip-hoperize by Frantz August 8, 2006