A lazy person on a jobsite that is always sitting down or leaning on the sawhorses not doing their job being lazy
by DR.S Moostie February 9, 2019
Euphemism for horsefucker. A horserider is often a statistics or security studies student who goes around fucking horses and one day ends up in a wheelchair cos they get kicked by a horse.
Luke used to be a horserider, he tried to have sex with a horse, but it kicked him and now he's in a wheelchair and his dick doesn't work.
by not a horserider August 10, 2008
When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.
Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill
by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021
by EnglishRoadmanNumber214 November 17, 2020
Horseriding is a term used to describe people who are seen sucking up to or constantly agreeing with their friend or someone of high status in an argument. basically this term is used the same way as the term, "D*ck Riding" but mainly used for more drastic cases when the Person who is Horseriding wont shut the everloving fuck up.
at this point you're not even d*ck riding, you're straight up horseriding
if being a thot makes you a d*ck rider, then you a horserider
if being a thot makes you a d*ck rider, then you a horserider
by GrassBuster July 13, 2022