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Euphemism for horsefucker. A horserider is often a statistics or security studies student who goes around fucking horses and one day ends up in a wheelchair cos they get kicked by a horse.
Luke used to be a horserider, he tried to have sex with a horse, but it kicked him and now he's in a wheelchair and his dick doesn't work.
by not a horserider August 10, 2008

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