Bus Noob

The kind of person who freaks out yelling "Back door!" at the bus driver because they can't figure out how to open the back door. Usually they assume they are trapped and begin to panic. This is caused by being incredibily stupid, or simply because they've never been on a bus before.

Passenger: Back door!
Driver: Press the yellow strip
Passenger: It's not working! Ahh!
Driver: Bus Noob.

Bus Noob by C-92 January 16, 2010

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noob school bus

The n00b school bus (or noob school bus) is something that whining people who suck (often called noobs or n00bs, sometimes nubs or scrubs) tend to ride when they get OWNED or PWNED at video games, usually Counter-Strike.

Quake announcer: Headshot!
Alex: Haha!!! Beep beep! Is that the school bus? Is that the school bus?
Matt: Not afreakinggain.

Quake announcer: Double kill!
Jason: Haha Matt you're just riding teh noob school bus today.

noob school bus by ArcticWarfare April 30, 2006

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Bus Noob • noob school bus • Bus • bus driver • Bus Wankers • Bus-Stop • Bus Boy • bus buddy • bus down • bus fuck

noob school bus

A person so 1337 they take the noobs to school.

Jeremy is the noob school bus because he owns so much.

noob school bus by PeaTearGriffin November 15, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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