king beef

a person with a big penis

Hey ladies, "King Beef" in da house

by Ron Harris January 16, 2004

King Beef

pure sex. with great hair.

"king beef has amazing hair"

by Henry Koal October 22, 2008

Beef King

One who enters a yearlong beef-eating contest against one or more opponents and, at the end of the year, wins.

Despite his recent glorious coronation, the Beef King was having a bad day due to his raging prion-induced seizures.

by Anonymous December 5, 2004

Hot Beef King

A man who is "Hot Beefed" an obscene amount of times, ultimately making him the Hot Beef King. A 4 foot sausage trophy is given to commemorate this historic event.

Jeffrey Keith is the Hot Beef king of 1996. Just look at his award.

by pepperjack January 6, 2003