Self-Potato 

To pleasure yourself or others using potatos.

This word was first used on wheel of fortune when a contestant guessed the mystery phrase to be "self-potatos" when the correct answer was in fact "self portrait".

This word was also used on a youtube episode of RayWilliamJohnson to make fun of the contestant

My girlfriend always gives me self-potatos.

I'm gonna go home and give myself some self-potatoes tonight.

Self-Potato by L33TNINJ4Gurl January 7, 2010

self-potato 

1. Spreading sour cream and chives on oneself and allowing ones partner to lick it off them.
2. A terrible Wheel-of-Fortune guess.

Woa! That's the guy that always tries to get girls to self-potato with him! What a parns.

self-potato by zonnila August 28, 2010

Self-Potato 

A colony of random potatos that are conceited.

He always looks at himself in the mirror. He's so fat that he could be a self-potato.

Self-Potato by TheExcercistLenalee July 13, 2010

self-potato 

When pleasuring thyself during the stance of the fetal position.

My girlfriend is so flexible, I walk in on her giving a self-potato, and I didn't mind.

self-potato by Jonny Boi War January 8, 2010

Self-Potato 

A slang term used to describe a woman grabbing her own breasts when she is lonely or just for fun. This term can also be referred to as “mashed potatoes”; which is the feeling of breasts when they are copped, groped or squished.

(Can also be said as “potato” when someone else does it to a woman, or even a large man.)

One boob feels bigger than the other when I self-potato…

Self-Potato by The Squirrel & The Kitty February 24, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022