vanpirate

Pronunciation: \ˈvanˈpī-rət\

Function: noun
one who exhibits vampire, ninja, and pirate tendencies; someone who loots and pillages primarily at night, has also been known to black fog from social events; someone who lives by the motto, "Drink like a pirate, fight like a ninja"; someone who is dark and mysterious

You, "Did you hear that Erik got in a bar fight last night?"
Me, "Yeah, he has turned into a real vanpirate lately!"

by vanpirate January 6, 2010

vanpire

Pale night dwellers who drive vans.

The vanpire feared daylight, only emerging from his minivan after sundown.

by tumblingtomato November 13, 2012

Vanpire

Noun - A Vampire who lives exclusively in vans and hunts for prey beneath the seats.

The Vanpire stalked silently between the rows of seats feasting upon ankles and torsos.

by Captain Dick Danger December 21, 2008

Vanpire

(n): Any work van, but particularly those from public utilities, with two fluorescent traffic cones mounted in front pointing down so they look like fangs. Incredibly ridiculous looking, since the cones would probably be easier to manage pointed up, but very real.

Haven't we seen that vanpire from the cable company go by fifteen times? Why isn't the damn TV fixed yet?

by Bakabaka2 May 25, 2009