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Starbucked-up 

D $ :"those refs blew it on Monday night football...cant believe thay gave that TD to the Seahawks!"

Young E: " you think those replacement refs wanted to deal with 60,000 tree-hugging, Starbucked-up maniacs? I'd cave too!"
Starbucked-up by badback9 September 25, 2012

Starbucker 

A person that sits inside of a Starbucks and is there only to look intelligent or stylish.

These people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don't even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.

How to spot a Starbuker:

After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.

This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:

-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic" work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.
Jane is such a Starbucker; she will sit in the Starbucks lougne for 2 hours with her Macintosh laptop while listening to NPR radio.
Starbucker by TechnoFan21 July 22, 2009

starbucketchallenge 

Throwing your own (cold) beverage over your own head while screaming: this is not good, there are no taxes in it!

Preferably inside a starbucks with a lot of people.
If you don't start to pay taxes I will starbucketchallenge you!
starbucketchallenge by Die Anstalt October 28, 2014

Starbooks 

The Starbucks cafe located inside of Barnes & Noble book stores.
Did you see all those indie kids writing their poetry and checking their Tumblrs on their over-sized Macbooks over at the Starbooks across the street?
Starbooks by beargonewild October 21, 2010

Starbake 

To smoke marijuana and drink a Starbucks frappachino right afterward. It allows a responsible stoner to actually be productive by being caffeinated and high at the same time.
Dude, let's go play disc golf but we have to Starbake first.
Starbake by Frankenderek September 26, 2011

Starrowed 

To steal/borrow something. i.e. To steal something from a friend or loved one and say you borrowed it.
Kari you starrowed my hoody again!!
Starrowed by Kaci Budge October 18, 2006