skyturd 

Making a bowel movement do to fear of sky diving.

"Dude, Linda and I went sky diving, which frightens me greatly...so I took a skyturd in the air, when we were falling. The thing is...I had a whole in my suit, and when we landed my turd wasn't there...so I think I have some bad news for you...there's a small possibility that a huge turd fell through you wind shield.

skyturd by skyturd December 29, 2009

Skytard 

When one acts subordinate in knowledge whilst being under the influence of psychoactive drugs, typically tetrahydrocannabinol (THC); The subject is 'high', which gives reason to the use of sky, they are also unable to use commonly known knowledge at a proficient rate.

Jennifer Aniston sure is a skytard when she's high!

Skytard by Shamisen Blutoe February 19, 2019

Skaturday 

Meant to be seen as Ska-turday it is a combination of the word Ska, a genre of music that mixes punk, reggae and jazz with a large cult following but without mainstream success and the "turday" suffix from the word saturday. No it is not about "skat" or is it about skating it is all about the Toasters, Reel Big Fish and The Specials. Comes from a MTV program in the 90s that broadcasted ska music videos

Ska fan #1 "Hey man how about we head to a Streetlight Manifesto show tommorow"
Ska fan #2 "Yeah lets turn this Saturday into a Skaturday!"
Ska fan #1 "Dude that was fucking stupid, dont say that shit at the show"

Skaturday by Ska-Boom!! September 30, 2009

skaturday 

The day you take a huge skat on the floor.

Skaturday is the best day of the week. It is the only day that my colon feels empty.

I love a great Skat party on Skaturday

skaturday by The Poop King February 4, 2008

skyturtle 

A nerdy child who is depressi spaghetti and always makes really bad jokes. She also spends 90% of her time inside watching youtube and eating, so shes about as pale as a ghost. Please send her love on her Tellonym: @skyislamee

Skyturtle, shes a nerd.

skyturtle by Missoto Pane2000 August 22, 2018

SKATURDAY 

A combination of saturday and skate
for the day you and your friends go skating on.. a saturday

We had a fun Skaturday

SKATURDAY by JanFudger January 27, 2006