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skyturtle

A nerdy child who is depressi spaghetti and always makes really bad jokes. She also spends 90% of her time inside watching youtube and eating, so shes about as pale as a ghost. Please send her love on her Tellonym: @skyislamee
Skyturtle, shes a nerd.
by Missoto Pane2000 August 22, 2018
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sturtle

a mentally challenged or (retarded) whore or slut that accepts to give hardcore oral sex or (deep throat) for as little as negative half cent...........or a half turtle half slut
heather is a sturtle
by luc jeannotte July 30, 2010
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skave the skurtles

skave the skittles is sksksksk combined with save the skurtles
"skave the skurtles" - trashy white girl with a metal straw
by elcbhlkgi June 9, 2019
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spyturtle

A pro transformice player. Nicknamed "spy" or "turtle". Unlike most tfm players, she is literate and smart.
Spyturtle is the best transformice player I have met!
by asdflmnop123 June 20, 2014
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The Seaturtle

Putting bendy straws up your nose to act as a snorkel so you don't have to come up for air when going down on a girl that's a solid 10.
"That girl is so fine, I'm going to have to give her the Seaturtle"

"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"
by TheOneTrueHero July 14, 2022
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Skurtle

The small white balls of toilet paper left on the ground and occasionally attached to the woman's anus or vagina from wiping too hard.
Davis went down on his woman the other night and got a skurtle in mouth.

I am so tired of sweeping these skurtles up in the womans bathroom.
by Squatchhunter January 15, 2019
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seaturtle

to spread someone's ass cheeks and shove eggs into their rectum
If you drop the soap, someone may just seaturtle your ass.
by Brettsoftheworld March 13, 2015
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