probe

fingering one's butthole to obtain guilty pleasure

Who do I have to probe around this place to get some chardonnay?

probe by Ricky Wang August 12, 2005

probe

What aliens do to you once you have been abducted in to their space craft. Many abductee's claim this has happened to them, usually the alien probe is inserted in to the anus.
I cant explain to you why they like that particular intrusion.

"i got abducted by aliens in my sleep last night. I went in to their spaceship and they probed me up"
"that fuckin green alian sick fuck stuck his probe in my ass"
"if aliens abduct me, my over and under shotgun should end their little probe party"

probe by P.Rickshaw October 9, 2007

probe

A joint venture between ford and mazda to bring toy one of the best handaling, rice killing, cheap sports cars ever!

Thats a good looking, fast Ford Probe GT!

probe by Skipster May 13, 2003

Probe

A blowjob.

Chris: "Matt, I hear your girlfriend gives the best Probe..."
Matt: "That's none of your business you piece of shit".

Probe by DJProbeMaster November 22, 2010

probe

a person who's annoying as hell and never leaves you alone

dude that guy is such a probe, he's alway buggin me

probe by trillakillagodzilla December 27, 2010

probe

A way of punishing someone.

Fanta probes Deno to punish him.

probe by Fanta Panda November 24, 2007

probe

Something that americans tend to have jammed up their asses halting any neural activity in their brain.

That fucking american's been probed.

probe by superostia November 12, 2003