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twatpacker 

Dear twatpackers, here's the deal - if you refuse to pay more than $10 for a room don't complain when it's not very nice.
twatpacker by U8IK December 20, 2009

twatpacker 

An sexually-active heterosexual male. Contrast with fudgepacker.
Shane got off with another bloke? Weird. I'd always had him down as a through-and-through twatpacker.

twatwanker 

Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny
She's a twatwanker of the first order.
twatwanker by Piemanius September 14, 2006

Twatknacker 

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!
Twatknacker by juannkerr October 4, 2013

twatcracker 

1. One who is in the business of stealing another persons V-Card

2. A food such as a wheat thin or other type of cracker that has been laced with vaginal juices
1. You twatcracker, you had sex with a virgin last night!

2. Damn that twatcracker was nasty as shit

twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.
Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
twatpocket by 12916studios December 7, 2007