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Piss Brick

Used with malicious intent or as a hilarious practical joke, a piss brick is a frozen sheet of urine most often prepared in a shallow pan. The brick is then slid under the door of the victim's residence. In the most glorious of outcomes, the urine is absorbed by carpet and establishes its long-lasting odor.
"Should we call the police on your noisy neighbors?"

"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."
Piss Brick by PissBrickFan December 20, 2009
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piss on a brick 

When you're so angry at bricks that you piss on them. It can also be when you just really gotta pee
I'm so mad I'm gonna piss on a brick
piss on a brick by Lolo581 December 6, 2017

piss on bricks

A sentence of absolute frustration, when nothing else comes to mind to define your frustrations, this phrase is put into use.
Olivia: Well, what if the douchebag doesn't ignore you?
Katherine: Then piss on bricks.
piss on bricks by Totlo Wolf October 21, 2012

Pissbrick 

1. A rude or inconsiderate person.

2. Literally; frozen urine in the shape of a brick.
1. You see that guy? He is such a pissbrick.

2. It's so cold outside I bet we could make pissbricks!
Pissbrick by GwonamHyrule2634 January 3, 2010

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026