Furna-dent

The dent(s) your furniture leave in your carpet.

Betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to Jane "goodness I fucked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! They will never go away!"

Betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to Jane "goodness I fucked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! They will never go away!"

Furna-dent by Eddiemound December 17, 2009

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furnident

the dents that the legs of furniture leave in carpet

My parents knew that there was a party when they could see the furnidents that the couch left.

furnident by mb92388 April 13, 2007

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Furna-dent • furnident • Furcadentes • Furnadense • funna • furn • furni • funa • Furda • furnt

Furnident

The indentions left on carpet from a piece of furniture (ie a couch, arm chair, coffe table etc...)

I hate when you move your couch after 10 years and there are perma furnidents! (permafurnidents)

Furnident by WaddyG September 3, 2010

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Furnadense

Instances of compressed carpeting material on the carpeted floor where furniture used to be.

This furnadense was caused by my old TV stand.

Furnadense by donka May 3, 2007

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Furcadentes

The feeling experienced when a metal fork touches your teeth. Furca meaning fork. Dentes meaning teeth.

Person eating: Ah! My teeth!
Person: Furcadentes?
Person eating: Yeah.

Furcadentes by Adele Fiddler March 1, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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