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Mortiis may be the most original artist ever. There are many myths about the mystic Mortiis but who knows what is true and what is false. Mortiis has published a book called Secrets of my Kingdom which some people believe contains a knowledge unfit for the human psyche, causing those who read it to go instantly insane. Lately he has gone more commercial then before, but how can we understand the complex mind of this beeing who is so much greater then us.
Mortiis is the embodiment of greatness itself - the deaf sage of R`yleh
mortiis by fiestacat April 16, 2004
A mentally ill scandanavian troll,who plays strange techno-rock on his keyboard. Also known as the locust master.
They sacrifice themselves to the locust master!
Mortiis by Dan April 20, 2004
Some faggot who wears fake ears and a fake nose...fukking gothic troll
Mortiis looks like if someone animated a pile ov shit.
mortiis by Dante January 12, 2004

wigger mortis 

When an individual takes on the persona of a wigger for so long that he cannot return to his/her original non-wigger state
wigger mortis is seen amongst those who have completely forgotten what life before being a wigger was
wigger mortis by Fulano87 November 24, 2009

mortii ma-tii

Mortii ma-tii ( your mother's dead relatives)

Is the daily curse of romanians ,they are usually using it as "fuck your mother's dead relatives - (futu-ti mortii ma-tii) to express dissatisfaction ,pain or just saying it random for no sense.
*Walking around the house, I suddenly hit my finger in the corner of the bed*

"FUTU-TI MORTII MA-TII WITH YOUR MOTHER'S BED ,WHO THE FUCK PUT YOU HERE?!"

Trigger mortis 

A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.
Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.
Trigger mortis by Jabier March 2, 2011