Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

Sconer by Wazzle December 9, 2009

sconer

A male sexual response to the deliciousness of scones.

Damn! Those scones are delicious! I think I have a sconer.

sconer by Bchickenlittle February 12, 2010

Sconer

When a woman that has very sturdy hands Phthalates a man to wake him in the morning.

Betsy gave Andy a 5AM sconer this morning before she fed the chickens.

Sconer by CloudyDay February 12, 2010

sconer

a male citizen of the united states, white,who has the occupation of putting their hand down on a seat when a woman is about to sit down

honey watch out! theres a sconer about!

sconer by Dancer of the seas February 16, 2009

Sconer

A an eater of scones; a British person, especially a detestable one.

Shut up you toffee-nosed sconer!

Sconer by Shplibitz October 2, 2014

SCONER

The term for an erection, caused by a scary reason.

I was so scared, but it was also pretty hot. It gave me a sconer.

SCONER by StephoSlash June 25, 2019

Sconer

When one is so scared that they’re turned on.

As Mrs.Williams’ heartless eyes looked through my soul and her skeletal hands wrapped around my neck, I felt my pants tighten as I got a raging sconer

Sconer by Ayum Dahmathe October 22, 2025